my workspace…
i spend roughly 7 hours stairing into the warming glow of these very monitors everyday:

to the right of the monitors is my collection of novelty pencils.
just below the monitors is my rubberband ball (love you B).
above the monitors i taped up a fortune i got from a cookie about a week into taking this job that reads “Avoid unchallenging occupations - they will waste your great talents.”
in the upper right corner is my 3D anakin skywalker 32 oz. slurpee cup.
to the left is the clock radio that will not die. i think my parents got it as a wedding gift.
to the right of the calender (out of frame) is an ad for a scooter cart taped to the light switch.
and finally the piece de resistance:
i dont know whats more impressive, the fact someone decided to mass produce those or that someone was so proud of their 1985 buick le sabre they bought a coaster of it. someone once asked me if that was what i drove, completely deadpan, i replied “yes.”