(Source: landsquids)
DOG ROOMMATE: Is it a good time to talk? If not that’s OK, I can come back.
ME: No, I’m good. I was just watching Burn Notice. What’s up?
DOG ROOMMATE: I slept with your ex-girlfriend.
ME: I thought we were bros?
My favorite thing about Fake Andy Reid is he used a laminated pizza store menu for a play call sheet.
(via daleezy)
My idol.



